D: You wanna play around with the Elder Scrolls Online character creator?
A: Depends - do you ever want to see me again?
And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
I made my dad stay on the phone with me while I draino’d my bathroom sink just in case the wad of hair growing there gained sentience and fought back.
A family friend recently got a pet rat, here’s a photo of it curled up on her bed with it’s favorite bear
Please don’t cover Lynard Skynard - it destroys my soul.